B the SATs

By Josh

A long time ago I wrote up a little fake admissions exam to vent my frustration at what I saw as my school’s callous attitude towards its students’ financial problems. Well, my frustration remains, but someone else has picked up the fake-exam beat and fucking ran with it. BSAT World achieves that rare (but always appreciated balance) between actual student discussion and really funny (and expletive-laden) humor. Here is a sample question. Submit your own and thank the Good Lord you never have to take a standardized test ever again.

Unless, ya know, you’re going to grad school or something. If that’s the case, then PSSSHHH have fun being successful and studious. I’ll be drinking my weekdays away, one swine-flu-infected drink at a time.

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